Saturday, June 14, 2008

Are You Trying to Be Funny?

Man comes home, finds
his wife with his friend in bed.


He shoots his friend and kills him.


Wife says :


'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends'.


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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, ' send me a brother'


Santa wrote back,


' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'


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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress


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Husband asks:


'Do u know that the meaning of WIFE
is:


W
ithout
I
nformation
F
ighting
E
very-time

Wife replies:


'
No,...... It means:


W
ith
I
diot
F
or
E
ver !!!'

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.


Panic is when
both are pregnant.

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Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?


Kid:
Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away!

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A young boy asks his Dad :'What is the difference between confident and confidential?


Dad says:
'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential.

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