Give Me The Evil Smile

This child has the potential to become a star of his generation. Lolx... ^^

I have always been a fan of MTVs. Sometimes, the intention of the songs are much better delivered to the listeners through the combination of videos and audios.

However, we all know that not all MTVs are filmed equally. Some are created with the intenetion of delivering the underlying meaning of the songs to the audience while others may look quite incoherent with what the songs really signify.

While browsing YouTube.com, I came across a few halirious MTVs. The lyrics of the songs have been changed and frankly speaking, they don't sound all that bad as I had expected them to be. ^^

Now, no hard feelings here. I am not degrading any songs, song writers, singers or anyone here. These vidoes are placed here for the sake of putting some long lost laughters back into the modern people nowadays.

Mad TV: Britney Spears parody - "Lick My Baby Back Behind"



James Blunt- You're Beautiful- Mad Tv

Are You A Chinese?

Try making out the words above? I'll give you 30 seconds to do that.

30, 29, 28, 27, ... ... ..., 3, 2, 1

Time up, dude! So are you able to make out anything from the pictures above? Well, why not try pulling the sides of your eyes upwards? See it? :D

Now, don't misunderstand me. I am not a racist here nor am I making fun of the Chinese. Why would I want to make fun of my own race, right? I'm a Chinese after all!

Also, not all Chinese are born with small eyes. (I am born with a pair of beautiful big eyes!) It is just a way the Western people categorize people other than themselves. If you look at the cartoon designed and created by the Western, it is not hard to find Chinese characters appearing with their standard small eyes, sometimes only represented by a line!

Nevertheless, it is their way of depicting the Chinese, no use getting angry, sad or disappointed over that small issue. Take it with a big heart. There is much more to life than to harbor on to such minor resentment.

Getting A New CEO

A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said.

Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wits's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor."

The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press -- and Wall Street -- responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.

About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize." This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.

After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope.

The message said, "Prepare three envelopes..."

Minding Your Own Business

Harold suspected his wife of playing around on the side, so one day he took the afternoon off and comes home extra early. He entered his apartment, which was on the 3rd floor, and started looking around. Upon entering the bedroom he found his wife laying in bed. On her nightstand was a lit cigarette. In the ashtray on his nightstand, on the other side of the bed, there was another lit cigarette.

Harold went berserk. After beating his wife upside the head, he proceeded to search the apartment. It was not long before he spotted a pair of hands hanging on the window sill, outside the bedroom. He grabbed one of the ashtrays and pounded on the hands until the battered fingers let go. Despite falling thirty feet the cuckold was
still alive and trying to crawl away.

Now worried that he might go to jail if his wife's lover lived to tell the police, Harold ran into the kitchen and pushed the refrigerator into the bedroom and out the window. He was so worked up, and the refrigerator was so heavy, that the effort of pushing it out the window gave poor Harold a heart attack, and he died.

When Harold arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked Harold what had happened to him. Harold told his story, and Peter let him in. Soon there after a second guy showed up for admission to Heaven.

When St. Peter asked him why he was there, he said "I don't know what happened, I was a window cleaner. I was working on the fifth floor of an apartment building when my safety strap broke and I fell. I caught myself on the ledge of a 3rd floor apartment. Then somebody smashed my hands and made me fall to the sidewalk. I was stunned, but okay. The next thing I know, I look up and there is a refrigerator coming down at me ..." He too was allowed in.

It was not long before a third potential angel approached the gates. St. Peter asked the third guy, "What happened to you?" The guy said, "I don't know. I was sitting in this refrigerator minding my own business ..."

Finding A Successor

Recently I got pretty addicted to the podcasts available on MrBrownShow. Not only are their podcasts funny (alright, most of them), they are also very close to heart, at least to the Singaporeans.

I just finished this podcast about a CEO wanting to find a successor for the "company". Well, it certainly doesn't sound very related to you. However, if you bother to listen throughout the podcast, you will see great connection between the "company" CEO and the Singapore government.

Sidetrack: For the foreigners who are not familiar with the work style of the Singapore government, you may find it hard to comprehend what the content of the podcast.

Life Lesson #6

This post spells the last life lesson I have to share with you. Hopefully, throughout these 6 days of "intensive" and funny Ecourse, you are better equipped with the knowledge to survive and thrive in the society today. Also, don't forget to come back and post about your successes you have in implementing all those changes in your life. =D



A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob, the next-door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great!' the husband says. 'Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Life Lesson #5

Presenting to you, the 5th and 2nd last important life lesson:



A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and shit on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Life Lesson #4

And today for your 4th life lesson. Oh, don't forget about the moral of the story. That's why I called it the life lesson. You can always learn something very valuable, even from such bullshit. Opps...



A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Life Lesson #3

Presenting to you, the 3rd life lesson:





An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered, 'Sure , why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Life Lesson #2

Here's your second life lesson. Learn this lesson well for you definitely need it when you go to work. Enjoy!

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the Admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Life Lesson # 1

I recently got a email sent to me with regards to learning life lessons through amusing stories. I will be breaking down the 6 stories over a period of 6 days so that there will be sufficient time for you to absorb them and put them to use in life.

To know and not to do is yet to know. So, make proper use of the knowledge that is being "bestowed" upon you. =D



A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized, 'Sorry, Sister, but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, opportunities for advancement will pass right by you.