Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
I have always been a fan of MTVs. Sometimes, the intention of the songs are much better delivered to the listeners through the combination of videos and audios.
However, we all know that not all MTVs are filmed equally. Some are created with the intenetion of delivering the underlying meaning of the songs to the audience while others may look quite incoherent with what the songs really signify.
While browsing YouTube.com, I came across a few halirious MTVs. The lyrics of the songs have been changed and frankly speaking, they don't sound all that bad as I had expected them to be. ^^
Now, no hard feelings here. I am not degrading any songs, song writers, singers or anyone here. These vidoes are placed here for the sake of putting some long lost laughters back into the modern people nowadays.
However, we all know that not all MTVs are filmed equally. Some are created with the intenetion of delivering the underlying meaning of the songs to the audience while others may look quite incoherent with what the songs really signify.
While browsing YouTube.com, I came across a few halirious MTVs. The lyrics of the songs have been changed and frankly speaking, they don't sound all that bad as I had expected them to be. ^^
Now, no hard feelings here. I am not degrading any songs, song writers, singers or anyone here. These vidoes are placed here for the sake of putting some long lost laughters back into the modern people nowadays.
Mad TV: Britney Spears parody - "Lick My Baby Back Behind"
James Blunt- You're Beautiful- Mad Tv
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Minding Your Own Business
Harold suspected his wife of playing around on the side, so one day he took the afternoon off and comes home extra early. He entered his apartment, which was on the 3rd floor, and started looking around. Upon entering the bedroom he found his wife laying in bed. On her nightstand was a lit cigarette. In the ashtray on his nightstand, on the other side of the bed, there was another lit cigarette.
Harold went berserk. After beating his wife upside the head, he proceeded to search the apartment. It was not long before he spotted a pair of hands hanging on the window sill, outside the bedroom. He grabbed one of the ashtrays and pounded on the hands until the battered fingers let go. Despite falling thirty feet the cuckold was
still alive and trying to crawl away.
Now worried that he might go to jail if his wife's lover lived to tell the police, Harold ran into the kitchen and pushed the refrigerator into the bedroom and out the window. He was so worked up, and the refrigerator was so heavy, that the effort of pushing it out the window gave poor Harold a heart attack, and he died.
When Harold arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked Harold what had happened to him. Harold told his story, and Peter let him in. Soon there after a second guy showed up for admission to Heaven.
When St. Peter asked him why he was there, he said "I don't know what happened, I was a window cleaner. I was working on the fifth floor of an apartment building when my safety strap broke and I fell. I caught myself on the ledge of a 3rd floor apartment. Then somebody smashed my hands and made me fall to the sidewalk. I was stunned, but okay. The next thing I know, I look up and there is a refrigerator coming down at me ..." He too was allowed in.
It was not long before a third potential angel approached the gates. St. Peter asked the third guy, "What happened to you?" The guy said, "I don't know. I was sitting in this refrigerator minding my own business ..."
Harold went berserk. After beating his wife upside the head, he proceeded to search the apartment. It was not long before he spotted a pair of hands hanging on the window sill, outside the bedroom. He grabbed one of the ashtrays and pounded on the hands until the battered fingers let go. Despite falling thirty feet the cuckold was
still alive and trying to crawl away.
Now worried that he might go to jail if his wife's lover lived to tell the police, Harold ran into the kitchen and pushed the refrigerator into the bedroom and out the window. He was so worked up, and the refrigerator was so heavy, that the effort of pushing it out the window gave poor Harold a heart attack, and he died.
When Harold arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked Harold what had happened to him. Harold told his story, and Peter let him in. Soon there after a second guy showed up for admission to Heaven.
When St. Peter asked him why he was there, he said "I don't know what happened, I was a window cleaner. I was working on the fifth floor of an apartment building when my safety strap broke and I fell. I caught myself on the ledge of a 3rd floor apartment. Then somebody smashed my hands and made me fall to the sidewalk. I was stunned, but okay. The next thing I know, I look up and there is a refrigerator coming down at me ..." He too was allowed in.It was not long before a third potential angel approached the gates. St. Peter asked the third guy, "What happened to you?" The guy said, "I don't know. I was sitting in this refrigerator minding my own business ..."
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